Bestiality

personal view by ^cat^ (previously posted on a listserve)

Bestiality:

The state of being bestial

Unnatural relations with a beast

Sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal

I swear that third definition came from the Merriam-Webster online dictionary and almost better yet is the URL:
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/netdict
(netDICKED??) TOO funny!
By that definition I've been a zoophile many times in my life.. *giggle*

Alright, I'm not gonna quibble with the first, it's pretty boring and plain stated. Lets start with the second, shall we? Unnatural? [traipsing back to that delightful online dict for a definition] And the answer is...!

Unnatural

1 : not being in accordance with nature or consistent with a normal course of events

2 a : not being in accordance with normal human feelings or behavior : PERVERSE

   b : lacking ease and naturalness : CONTRIVED

   c : inconsistent with what is reasonable or expected

Woo hoo! Perverse!! Now there is a word I can sink my teeth into! But, what it comes down too is pretty much whatever isn't accepted as the norm in your society or culture. Well, I do believe that pretty much covers a lot of other aspects of WIITWD (what it is that we do).

Ok, so now for the third part of the first part. Can't you tell I'm REALLY having fun with this?! Sex between a human and lower animal. Hoo boy... *giggle* Whoever wrote that one had a pretty vaulted opinion of the race, did s/he not? I've met cats with more intelligence than my first husband. Maybe even a dog or two... Oh, wait a minute, don't want to sound derogatory to dogs cuz I'm gonna be talking about them pretty quick, here. *nasty grin*

Bestiality is, by ^cat^'s personal organic computer definition:
Interacting with an animal in a clearly sexual manner.
(How do you plead, Ms ^cat^? "Guilty as charged, your Honor.") My, I'm feeling feisty, tonight!

Right around that awful stage of growth so politely termed "puberty", I had a kitten that never quite out grew his need to suckle. Being the young, intrepid, precocious and extremely kitten that I was (and recently having become aware of *gasp* breasts) I allowed that kitten to follow his natural inclinations. *prrrrrrrrrrr* Such a NICE rough tongue he had!
When I grew up a bit and was living on my own, I remembered that sweet little guy and experimented with another cat that shared my home at that time. One little rub of raw hamburger (considerably lower on my torso than my nipples) and he was a very happy kitty. So was I... until he bit. OUCH. Understand, I'd never even thought of, let alone considered, a labia piercing at that time. *grin* End of experiment.

A number of years ago a rather rowdy member of my household was a female Australian Shepherd mix (that's a dog, folks). She licked *everything. Boxes, walls, furniture, unspeakably nasty things in the backyard (didn't someone recently say "scat"?), my cats, and MY cat. Ever caught a dog's tongue when they were licking your hand? Those things are looooong!
Well, I was lying in bed one day, reading and idly stroking myself, when she decided to lend me a han... errrr.. tongue. Can you say "heaven"? I thought you could!The only problem with this oh so nice licking was that she seemed to prefer the flavor inside to that of out. Delightful, but that eager tongue of hers only occasionally stroked across my clit and I got a little on the frustrated side. Pity the buzzing of my vibrator frightened her; they would have made a great team!
This very submissive lady, who just happened to be canine, and I got to be rather intimate on several other occasions. I tried tuna oil, bouillon and even (yuk) canned pet food, to encourage her to administer her attentions where I particularly wanted them.. with minimal success.

Now, here's some skewed (as opposed to screwed) logic for ya. If it's "natural" to fly thousands of feet above the ground encased in tons of metal, to artificially inseminate a woman with some unknown donor's sperm, or to exchange a piece of paper with numerical dominations inked onto it for goods and services... WHY is it unnatural to caress, fondle, and sexually relieve mutual tensions with a non-human species? Couple hundred years ago in this country (USA) it was "unnatural" for a Caucasian and African to have sex.(and some still think so, even though the Africans are now born Americans)

But, guess what? For all my postulation the actions I've described are the limit of my experience. *grin* That may someday change and, if so, I s'pose this kitty might just decide that a well mannered and properly-instructed-in-household-ettiquette MALE canine could be brought into the family. [glancing over at Craig who perpetually hides in the shadows]

This isn't for everyone, I'm quite aware of that fact. I'm also aware that there are those who think of bestiality with the same horror they do of abortion or incest. There are social reasons for our taboos that go far beyond the obvious because they are rooted in our personal system of what is "moral". I hope that by opening myself up, by publicly "coming out of the closet" with this deviant kinky interest of mine, more who have this type of curiosity won't feel quite so guilty about it. After all, it's been just short of a year of when I first told Craig about this - the first person I EVER told - in the hopes of "scaring him off". *sly grin* If I'd had any idea of just how wonderfully perverse that Master of mine could think I would have known better!
*Imagining how deliciously embarrassing it would be for Master to create such a scene for me* (camcorder, anyone?)

I do however suggest that if this is something that might be enacted in a scene that, as *I* think should be done ANYhow, both parties potentially involved - and I ain't referring to the non-human animal - do a little research. I have bookmarked a couple of URLs that give indepth "how-to" information to those who may be so inclined and will gladly share these PRIVATELY to any that ask. Or you can do an Alta Vista search for "dog sex" like I did, but that's the hard way! *grin* Actually, the adopted name seems to be zoo or zoophile.

And after a post like this... it kinda puts a different light on the bit of song I've snagged for this sig line...

"I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees"

Apr99 addendum:
While cruising the BDSM sites listed in Yahoo!, I came across the following bestiality category:
http://dir.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Sexuality/Activities_and_Practices/Bestiality/
I would suggest looking there for information as the links I mention in the above post are no longer valid.